February 27, 2010

A Very Short Story

She can barely keep her eyes open and tries not to swerve or doze off. Five AM will come quickly, but keeps adding to the list of to-dos in her head: finish some homework, input a couple more invoices for work and still has to pick up diapers. Wal-Mart is the only store open on her way home from the University.

How is the Wal-Mart parking lot full at 10:00 PM? She parks as close as she can get to the building, right next to the exit. Dodging cars and panhandlers, she finally makes it into the dreaded store. A man who walked in just ahead of her offers her a cart, but she politely declines.

“No thanks, just need diapers.” The mother-student looks for the off brand and sees every size except the size she needs. She grabs a pack of over priced size four Huggies and heads to check out. A Diet Dr. Pepper calls to her from the sliding refrigerator in front of the conveyer and she looks up to surprisingly see her cart-man friend.

“You weren’t kidding, just diapers, huh? Can you hold my place for a sec?”

“Sure,” she tries to say with a smile.

There is a lady in front of him with an overflowing basket. He dashes off and returns just in time for his items to be rung up. Sweat pants, basket ball shorts, a package of socks, and condoms.

January 18, 2010

It’s been awhile and I’m sorry!

I finally get a reader and I bail.  I apologize, WWW, for abandoning my first and beloved blog.  I have started a new one, for class, and my passion- shitty customer service.  I can say that right?

Okay, now that’s out of the way.  Here’s what’s up.  Easton (E-Bro, the Boy, E, etc.) is almost a year old!  He is ten months old tomorrow.  OMG!  I have an eight year old and an almost one year old!  AND, I turn 29, for the first time, in less than a month.  Wow, last year of my twenties, my baby is becoming a toddler, my little girl is turning into a Tween and my husband will be in his last year of his 30’s (boy do I feel better lol)!

I am close to finishing my BA in Arts and Performance.  I will be starting my MFA soon after.  All 54 hours of MFA!  Yee-haw.  Right now I am taking a War Lit class (to learn how to write the story LOOSELY based on my dad and whom Jeff Bridges will play in the movie version), Creating Short Stories, History of Jazz (OMG, this is so much fun!), and my independent study which is my other website and where I’ll be focusing my blogging attention- did I mention www.customerisalwaysrightonline.com?

My lovely Jeff, whom I’ve been requested not to Tweet about, so I’ll blog…is getting back into acting classes and losing weight and working really hard on his craft.  He is very talented and I can’t wait until I can say, I loved you before the fame and fortune…

Sydney is a genius and mass manipulator.  She is beautiful, funny, and knows how to work everyone to her advantage.  Fortunately, she loves the Boy more than we could have imagined.  They are so cute and I’m glad that they are so close.

E-Bro is standing, stepping, eating everything and anything and getting into everything and anything.  He is amazing!   They are all amazing and I am very lucky have them as my family.  Awww…

I’m writing on an every-other-day-at-least basis on www.customerisalwaysrightonline.com.  I really hope you can visit the more polished ME there.  Until then, I promise to visit, give some more updates and keep it real where I truly am still ALMOST domesticated.

November 2, 2009

Mini Skydiving

Skydiving is the ultimate extreme sport and the biggest thrill, but isn’t for the faint of heart, those afraid of planes, heights, jumpsuits, birds, etc.   But, there are other options and even a faux skydiving experience for beginners or chickens.   (By the way, I am afraid of all of those things, except maybe birds, and love to skydive.)

 

Extreme Sports for Beginners

Since I’ve been skydiving and I’m not interested in bungee jumping, Nothin’ But Net is the extreme sport for me, this weekend.  If you’re not sure about whether or not skydiving is for you, Nothin’ But Net is a great baby step.

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Going Up

One cool safety feature is that you’re wearing this weighted harness thingy that ensures you don’t twist or turn and that you land on your back into the double safety net onto an air mattress. 

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On this “ride”, the staff takes you up sixteen stories on an open elevator. 

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Honestly, going up is the scariest part.  Or dangling over the opening anticipating the Zero Gravity staff dude might be slightly worse than the long ride up.  Spinning, looking over all of Dallas, from the skyline to I35 to the old Cowboy Stadium, it feels like you’re hanging for an eternity.

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Going Down

At first my eyes were shut, but I didn’t want to miss out on the experience.  So I waited and waited and waited then my harness was unleashed and I was dropped.  The main difference, to me, between Nothing But Net and Skydiving is that you feel the fall with NBN.  Skydiving is more serene and floating.  NBN is short, sweet and a definite adrenaline pumper.  The net itself wasn’t “silky smooth”, but wasn’t jarring either.  It was a nice landing.  Unfortunately for me, the air mattress under the two safety nets was wet from all of the rain and my right leg was soaked.  I don’t recommend being the first rider.  Let a few others sop up the wetness first!

 Free Falling

I really enjoyed my fall.  I am looking forward to doing it again.  And, it has unleashed my need for an adrenaline rush.  I can’t wait to go skydiving, again!  This is a great baby step to test your nerve.  But, it is a great “sport” to enjoy even if you don’t go above and beyond the sixteen stories!

Zero Gravity Thrill Amusement Park Location & Contact Details

Website:  www.gojump.com

Address: 

11131 Malibu Dr. 
Dallas, Texas 75229 



Phone: (972) 484-8359 or for automatic information call (972) I-DO-JUMP 



Email: zgdallas@gojump.com 



Directions:

  • 10 minutes north of downtown Dallas on I-35E.
    • Take Walnut Hill exit and go west to Malibu Drive.
    • Go north on Malibu Drive. You’ll see our towers on your left. 

September 22, 2009

Six Pack of One Acts- Taking Time off from Blog

Hi Everyone!  I am taking some time off to produce a play festival for AmeriStage Players.  I am working on a blog for class.  Feel free to visit it at www.noprocrastination.wordpress.com.  It is updated weekly.  Until next time…here is some info about the play festival.  Hope to see you there!

 AmeriStage Players

                  Presents:

A Six Pack of One Acts

A play festival featuring local playwrights

October 3 & 4

The Stone Cottage by WaterTower Theatre

15650 Addison Road

Addison, Texas  75001

 

Tickets available at the door for $5

Cash or check only.

 

October 3 at 3PM & October 4 at 7PM

 

The Couch Written by Carol M. Rice, Directed by Rick Dalton

Five Minutes of Silence Written and Directed by Zoë Schommer

The Bob Manus School of Acting Written by Jeffery Swan Jones, Directed by Cliff Stephens

 

October 3 at 7PM & October 4 at 3PM

 

Futilitarian Hell Written by Molly Moroney, Directed by Ellen Locy

Happily Manipulated Written and Directed by Elizabeth Pruitt Fenter

Noah in My Bedroom Written by Gary Swaim, Directed by Fritz Ketchum

 

For further questions please e-mail ameristageplayers@hotmail.com

August 3, 2009

Immoral Politics “Let me step onto my soap box.”

Of all the artsy farts, I am probably among the most conservative.  Small government, low taxes, global warming is overrated, etc.  You know, everything you hear on talk radio, I’m on-board.  Except I am a little more to the right than most conservatives.  I don’t even think that morality should play a part in politics.  You either want government involved in your life or you don’t.  I don’t.

I don’t think the government should tell me what kind of light bulbs to use.  Nor do I believe that they should tell a restaurant who can smoke and where.  If smoke truly offends the majority of the clientele, the restaurant will switch to non-smoking.  If energy saving light bulbs will truly save me money and save the planet, then the market for them will be huge and the old fashioned ones will be obsolete.  I don’t need the government to control the market for anything.  I could go on for days about the auto industry, cafe standards, and government sanctions.  All B. S.  So far, pretty conservative, right?

Here’s my “immoral” political side.  I don’t want the government to tell anyone who can or can’t have an abortion.  Does this mean that I’m okay with it?  Absolutely not.  Hannity (greatness) often argues that if we don’t want our daughters to have one, then it should be outlawed.  I’m not worried about my daughter.  My job is to teach her not to get into that predictament either by abstaining from sex until she’s married or being careful or whatever my personal morals and beliefs dictate.  My daughter will not have an abortion.  So why not just outlaw it?

As long as there are unwanted pregancies, there will be abortions.  Period.  Someone will always be willing to do it either herself, illeaglly or in another country.  Why not allow doctors who feel comfortable with their own morality perform the procedure?  I’d rather my friend, cousin, neice, neighbor, whomever I care about but don’t have a direct moral influence be safe rather than me get on my moral high horse.   In this instance, I don’t believe in abortions, would never have one in ANY circumstance, but don’t want the government telling me that I can’t because of political morality issues.

Now, I sometimes think there are boundaries and that abortion in later stages should be outlawed.  Then I met a family who found out in the late stages of their pregancy that the baby’s brain did not develope.  Why put that mother through the agony of staying pregnant with a child that would not under  any circumstance survive.  Is that immoral?  If a doctor is okay with himself, their god, their conscience, their morality, let them perform the procedure.  I am not okay with it, but it is not my position to judge or get in someone else’s way.  I can just tell those around me how I feel and give possible solutions.  Let them be safe; I can not judge.

Okay, here is from where this all stemmed.  My friend had voted “yes” to a poll on Facebook about whether he agrees with same sex adoption.  Well hello, equal rights, no government interference, a better life for a child, heck yes I agree.  I have never had such feedback about an opinion poll.  I was told I have no morality and that people have lost respect for me.  Great!  Because I feel that a child would benefit living with a couple that wants him or her and wants to provide a great life, I’m immoral.  

Is a same sex parental unit ideal?  Maybe not yet.  We don’t have the tolerance, yet, for a same sex couple to be accpeted in the general public.  But what about mixed racial babies, couples, etc?  Wasn’t that seen as immoral and taboo?  Wasn’t that a recipe for thearpy for those children at one time?  For the most part, bi-racial children and families are accepted in our society.  It’s not yet perfect, but it is generally accepted.  Why isn’t homosexuality?

We are taught not to judge.  So don’t.  If you don’t agree with homosexualty, then don’t partake.  Don’t let your fear, feelings, personal “morality” skew your view.  Children who will be stuck in an orphanage, in the foster system, or with parents that don’t love them- these children deserve a home where a couple can provide for them and love them.  So what if they are of the same sex?  Isn’t it better than the alternative?  

Have you had premarital sex, cheated on a loved one, stolen, lied, cheated, said something hateful to a loved one, envied someone else’s life, got greedy, lusted after someone’s wife, or thought about any of these things?  We are all sinners.  What makes one sin better than another.  AND who is to dictate what is a sin and what isn’t?  If your morals, religion, family, etc say that something is a sin then DON’T DO IT.  Otherwise, we live a free country.  We don’t have to agree.  We don’t have to believe in the same things.  We don’t even have to like each other.  But, we are the home of the free.  We preach equality.  Why can’t homosexuals have equal rights?  Is that immoral?

July 16, 2009

A Tale of Two Houses

#1 A 20 room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house, all heated by gas. In one month this residence consumes more energy than the average American household does in a year. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2400 per month.. In natural gas alone, this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not situated in a Northern or Midwestern ’snow belt’ area. It’s in the South.

House #2 Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university. This house incorporates every ‘green’ feature current home construction can provide. The house is 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on a high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat-pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F) heats the house in the winter and cools it in the summer The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas and it consumes one-quarter the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Surrounding flowers and shrubs native to the area enable the property to blend into the surrounding rural landscape. The heating/cooling system is so efficient that initial plans to install solar panels were cancelled. ~~~~~

HOUSE #1 is outside of Nashville , Tennessee ; it is the abode of the ‘Environmentalist’ Al Gore.

HOUSE #2 is on a ranch near Crawford , Texas ; it is the residence of the former President of the United States , George W. Bush. Yes, it’s “An inconvenient truth..” I sure hope this gets passed to everyone! And, yes … I DID check Snopes prior to forwarding it. You can verify it at :http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp

July 15, 2009

Customer Service

What the hell is customer service?  Does any company believe in it anymore?  Oh I’m quite sure that it is mandated by executives, but does anyone on the sales floor practice good customer service?  

I went to Academy, the other day, with both of my children.  (Wow, that sounds weird!)  I had The Boy in his carrier and was trying to get Sydster to move it along.  As I was coming around the corner to go into the store, an employee who saw me coming almost ran me over and looked at me like it was my fault.  Once inside, I was trying to find a less common Ranger’s jersey and the manager acted like I was stupid for asking if there were jerseys anywhere else in the store.  I was trying to give them my business.

That happens all of the time.  Employees act like customers are in their way instead of watching out for them or offering help when they look lost.  Customer service as I once knew it seems to be dead.  I’m not even going to talk about banking.  That makes my blood pressure soar.

School is not a good example of customer service.  I can’t even go there right now.  Grrr…

I do love my insurance agent.  Wess Peterson with State Farm always offers the most help and best service.  His office is so nice and efficient.  He even drove from Fort Worth to Dallas to make sure I have exactly what I need and that I understand all that they have to offer.  His great service makes me extremely happy to work with him, less likely to shop around and leave, and gets him higher sales.  Win, win, win.

Why don’t businesses get this?  Be nice and helpful to your customers and they will buy more and be faithful.  Service is everything!  I am willing to pay more money if I am taken care of.  

I hope Chase is as wonderful as WaMu was.  I still love Chick-fil-A’s service.  Wess Peterson, thank you for helping me with all of my insurance needs and retirement accounts!  Verizon Wireless is always helpful over the phone (not just because I work with Verizon Business, either.)  Apple is always great on the phone, and efficient.  Great customer service is out there.  Taco Bueno has always been nice, too.

If you are in the customer service business, are you doing all you can for your customers?  I know customers, in general, can be asses, but are you being an ass, too?  Can you be the bigger person and give your all?  When I waited tables, a lot of my co-workers would give less than average service to groups stereotyped as being poor tippers.  I tried to be consistent and give everyone the same level of service.  I never received bad tips from certain ethnic groups, genders, age groups, etc. (Sunday crowds are a different subject, though!)  Be consistent, try to be helpful, be curtious, and you’ll be successful.  Take it one step further and apply good customer service to your daily life and I bet your world would be a happier place.  Mine is.  I still get frustrated, but I don’t get as angry as I could.

July 8, 2009

The less there is to do, the busier I am?

It feels like the less I have going on, the less time I have, too.  Weird phenomena.  It is the same concept of getting a raise, but not having any extra money.  Well, unless you are a Dave Ramsey fan, spend wisely, and save like a mo fo.  I took some time off of school, kind of.  I signed up for an independent study for the summer.  And apparently, I spend my time like a mo fo.

School is such a beating.  Not the educational part of it, but the administrative part.  I made sure to have everything set up for my independent study before signing up with my advisor.  Long story short, met advisor, had to get dean approval, finally signed up on payment deadline, class was dropped, class reinstated, charged fees despite my following procedures and moving class to fall, academic hold due to fees.  Fees in college aren’t just $50 or so charges.  It would have cost over $500 to get this thing moving.  I am furious.  I see the light at the end of my academic tunnel, so I am trying to stay positive.  Grrr…

On a much happier and less frustrating note (as long as we’ve had a good night sleep that is!)  The boy is now three and a half months old.  He is now eating rice cereal.  He loves it!  Sydney hated it and spit it out when she first started solids.  She wanted mommy or nothing.  The boy doesn’t care.  He even chews it!  He cracks me up.  Funny, funny boy.  

I think we go days without even saying his name.  He has become “The Boy.”  The Boy can roll from his belly to his back, sleeps for seven hours at a time, scoots, sings, and tries so hard to talk.  It also looks like he is getting a bottom tooth and one on the side, I think an “eye” tooth.  He is a slobber bucket and chews on everything.  He is getting so big!

Sydney just turned eight.  I am working on her birthday party.  For the first time I am having it somewhere and not at home.  With as much as I do here, it is just as economic to have them do everything.  I just have to show up with my bank card.  I can handle that!

Jeff and his mom have birthdays the following week.  I’m hosting that family party then having a poker party later that night.  I am about partied out!  Or will be…  

So no school, but busier than ever!  I am writing a play and putting together a play festival for my independent study.  I love it and am having so much fun planning the festival and writing.  This is something I could  do for a living and love.

I love work and am back full time.  Let me re-phrase.  I love where I work and how great my boss has been.  I’m bored with what I do and miss being home with the kids.  I’m inspired that Jeff does what he loves and is making a living at it.  I am trying to find what I can do and love and have family time.  I want that so badly that it will soon happen, mark my words!  Easton and SydFirst Solids

June 4, 2009

A Six Pack of One Acts- play scripts needed

AmeriStage Players Presents:

A Six Pack of One Acts

A play festival featuring local playwrights

October 3 & 4

The Stone Cottage Theatre by Water Tower Theatre  Addison, Texas

 

Do you have a script that you want produced?  AmeriStage Players is looking for one-act play scripts from local playwrights.

 

Guidelines for submissions:

 

Run Time:  10 – 45 minutes

Set:  (1) table, (4) chairs, (2) 3×2 (approx) rectangular cubes, (1) 2 ½ x 2 ½ ft             cube to be used as table, chair, bed, sofa, etc.

 

Hand Props only:  Must fit into a prop box

Costumes:  Not period or complicated

Sound/Lights: Limited/basic

 

Must be submitted by July 31st.  Scripts will be chosen by August 10th.

 

Mail your submissions to:

AmeriStage Players

Attn: Elizabeth Pruitt

11926 Leisure Dr

Dallas, TX  75243

 

For questions, e-mail ameristageplayers@hotmail.com

Visit us on-line www.ameristage.org

May 25, 2009

Automatic Life

When did everything get to be so automated?  Doors at Target, Tom Thumb, school, even on mini-vans, garages, gates, trunks are all automatic.  My dryer automatically turns off when it senses the clothes are dry.  The air conditioner  automatically turns on and off depending on my temperature preference.   My computer shuts off automatically to save power.  So does my printer, but then won’t turn back on when I try to print, cordlessly, from downstairs.  

Morphine drips are automatic, to avoid abuse.  $300 vacuums run on their own.  I bet that those get used more than the “old fashioned” ones.  There’s even a robotic mopping system.  That would be pretty cool, although I already have one of those- Reno.  Air fresheners that without a second thought bring vanilla lavender cotton cucumber melon freshness every ten seconds.  Ovens clean themselves while you sleep.  Timed lights that automatically come on at night and go off in the morning.  Automatic coffee brewed a six o’ two AM, right after the alarm goes off, automatically.  Automatic recording of your favorite shows on a DVR so you can fast forward and rewind at your will.  Automatic withdrawals for bills and direct deposits into your bank account.  Grills automatically ignite.  Baby soothers that sing and vibrate, automatically shutting themselves off so as to not drain the batteries which do not automatically recharge.

With all of this automation, why is there no time?  Dishes washed in a machine, doors locked by a button, even my fan has a remote.  With all of these conveniences and us doing less by hand, why does it feel like we’re doing even more?    If only my school work was done automatically!  Or babies could be patted to sleep automatically!  I finally had a full seven hours in a row of sleeping baby.  Automatically going to sleep at 10PM is the biggest luxury of them all!