December 12, 2008...1:08 am

Week 26 Update and Top Ten Things a Pregnant Woman doesn’t want to Hear

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Here is my update for week 26!  I am feeling pretty good.  School is out, yea!  I can’t help but fall asleep on the couch every night.  I’m still a little sick in the mornings, but I am not actually throwing up anymore.  That’s a plus!

Baby Fenter is moving all the time.  Sydney and Jeff have both felt him (or her!)  I am trying to curb my cravings for Arby’s Loaded Potato Bites and eat fruits and vegetables through out the day so I don’t get hungry (and tempted.)  I would really love some Loaded Potato Bites and a Jamocha shake right now.  Yum.  I have eaten baby carrots, grapes, two bananas and an apple today.  I might sneak out and get some good stuff!  I’m not going to ask Jeff, he’ll probably come home with some cheese sticks and a cookies and cream shake saying, “well these are your favorites, why are you mad?”  Poor Jeff, his heart is in the right place.

OK:  Top Ten Things Any Pregnant Woman Doesn’t Want to Hear

10.)  Are you really going to eat that?

9.) You have how many more months?  Wow.

8.)  You’re cute when you waddle.

7.)  I’m going to tell the midwife (or doctor)…

6.)  Should you be eating that?

5.)  Should you be doing that?

4.)  I don’t have time to stop and get you a milkshake.

3.)  Wow, you look like your old self from behind.

2.)  That shirt makes you look huge!

1.)  You look like a Weeble Wobble when you sit like that.

 

See you tomorrow!  And yes, most of those are based on personal experience, unfortunately!

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