Entries from February 2009

February 12, 2009

Telling a pregnant woman that she waddles…

Telling a pregnant woman that she waddles may lead to your own waddling once my boot is implanted in your rumpus.  Hello, why do people think they’re cute?  I don’t want to hear that you hope there’s enough lunch left for you or that I look like a Weeble Wobble.  I know I am round. [...]

February 10, 2009

34 Weeks, I’m still here

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.  I had the flu three weeks ago and it festered and turned into a sinus and ear infection at the end of last week.  I found a great new general doctor and was given some antibiotics.  My eardrum ruptured, anyway, and I still can not [...]